Why cant parents control their kids in public?
Why is it that I ALWAYS have to tell some lil snot nosed, dirty ass kid to stop running in my store, while the parents just stand there and do nothing? They wont tell them to stop running around like crack induced maniacs, but they will get offended when I tell the little terrorist to “take that shit outside”….. In those exact words.
Archive for November, 2009
“Stop Running in the Store, Please!”
Posted in comedy, work, tagged comedy, kids, laugh, life, maniacs, mom, Mr.Softee, parenting, public, Rosemarys baby, run, storytelling, supermarket, tempur tantrums, terrorist, track and field on November 19, 2009 | 5 Comments »
How the Bodega has forced me to lower my standards
Posted in comedy, life, work, tagged Bodega, comedy, Drunk, Fish, Girls, Island, kids, life, Pretty, relationships, South Beach, Titanic, WIC, women on November 12, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Im not the prettiest dude in the world.
Well, actually, Im lying…..Im a pretty mofo.
Ive never really had problems picking up girls. To be honest, I attribute it to my confidence and wit. I do well with people, especially in a group. I tend to stand out, because, well, Im silly. Im not scared to crack [...]
Arranca y Vete!
Posted in comedy, random, work, tagged adderall, adhd, Bodega, Bon ton, cocktail, comedy, Communist, corn chips, crack kills, crazy, get out, life, marriage, Mikhail Gorbachev, Old man, ritalin, SAP, spanish, women on November 5, 2009 | 13 Comments »
So Sha’ul and I are having our usual morning conversation about Central Americans doing pirouettes, music and which one of my butchers is the bigger douche bag, when in comes this short, old, Mikhail Gorbachev looking Cuban.
He apparently forgot to take his
