So Sha’ul and I are having our usual morning conversation about Central Americans doing pirouettes, music and which one of my butchers is the bigger douche bag, when in comes this short, old, Mikhail Gorbachev looking Cuban.
He apparently forgot to take his Adderall and Ritalin cocktail before leaving the house, because he was HYPE! He just walked up to the counter and proceeded to go on an unsolicited rant about women and how crazy they are (soooo true, btw), and how he lost his wife x amount of years ago and that he will never remarry.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight…..just thinking out loud here, but I dont think you have a choice about the whole getting married thing. Short, old men who look like a former Communist Leader and smell like a bag of BonTon corn chips normally do not have women lining up to go on dates with them.
So he’s going on and on about how he “dumped” this one particular lady cause she was really crazy. I guess she must have been if she was with him.
All the while, Im trying to get into position to catch some of this on camera without him noticing it. I was able to catch the tail end of the story. Its in Spanish…..I promise to either re-enact or transcribe it later tonight.
Lol, diablo… The typical bodega customer Kidd…
That was just a small clip….I wish I wouldve gotten the whole thing on tape. My homeboy and I were just looking at each other, laughing our asses off!
Lmao I hate ppl that share their lives without anyone asking them abt it.
hahahahahahaha! Only in a bodega! Classic stuff…you can’t make this stuff up!!!!
and even if I did try, it wouldnt be as good as this!
wow this is hilarious, i’m a bodeguera myself and some of the stuff your expose to is quite interesting and you always have to have a camcorder on =] btw love ya blog.. and p.s. Not all women are crazii.. =]
A fellow bodeguero! Welcome!! Im glad you enjoyed the blog.
lol……
Not all women are crazy, huh? Youre right, I meant to say all DOMINICAN women are crazy
miree…cuidao con lo que dice, haha… yo soy mas Dominicana que tu! =]
lolol… ‘ta bien, ‘ta bien!
Lo que falta ahora es que me ofreca una pela…
Una pela no un pecozon! Lol
Hahahahahahaha!
Even worse! Im *officially* scuuuured of you.
Haha ur funny, Perot no I really do enjoy ur blog =
Haha ur funny, Perot no I really do enjoy ur blog =]