Hookers. Got to love ‘em……
….from a bodega owner’s standpoint, that is. Aside from the occasional chin check in the parking lot from their “ Booking Agents” (The word “Pimp” has such a negative connotation), they rarely cause any trouble, and are excellent customers. They create a steady stream of revenue for me all day long. Snack cakes, quarter waters and condoms seem to be the items of choice for these ladies. And I never have to worry about them shoplifting. Hookers travel light and tight. Meaning either a clutch or no purse, and very, very tight clothing….. and it’s pretty hard to conceal a pack of ramen noodles in a micro mini. So I’m always happy to attend to our ladies of the night….until they pull out their money to pay.
Remember how I said that they usually don’t have a purse? Where do you think they “stick” their hard earned cash at? Bra’s (if they even wear one), leggings, in between their breastesess, and even in their panties **cringes**
Pardon me for a minute…..I just threw up in my mouth a bit……
There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, in this world that gives me the willies more than being handed cash….by a hooker…..from her bra…..that’s soaked in bodily fluids.
There goes my breakfast…….
I don’t think I can accurately describe the feeling that comes over me when I’m handed the wet, nasty, soggy bills. It’s kinda like a cross between the time you accidentally walked in on your Grandmother while she was getting dressed, and the “Barf-o-rama” scene from “Stand by me”.
Yeah…I think that’s about right.
Why can’t they keep their money in a Ziploc bag or something? Why must they keep it somewhere someone just licked, kissed, sucked or stuck? I need to keep some forceps and surgical gloves by the register for those gag inducing moments. Or maybe I can come up with some sort of “Hooker Bill dryer & sanitizer”. All I know is that I cant keep washing my hands with Clorox and ammonia every single time I ring up Betty Blowjob for a bottle of Listerine.
Maybe its time I start exploring alternate forms of payment from them……
Lmaooo nice touch with the barf-o-rama..and maybe that other form of payment will be more pleasant
Thank you sir. The other form of payment would be nice….but too bad the hookers that come into my store (no pun intended) dont look like the ones on TV….wakala
wow… well you can always tell them to pin their bills in their hair (head).. thats what “las mujeres de la noche” do over here.. but its disgusting even imagining the soggy… nasty bills ewww.. lol. ay dio..
hmm.. thinking of an idea of a better pleasent payment.. ill think about it.. =]
bueno take care..
muahz.. de TuLadiiBug.. no la tuya noo! lol okai.
Really? In their hair? So its like a money weave, huh? Interesting AND creative. 2 gold stars for the ATL ladies.
If you think its disgusting imagining it, then you have no idea how it feels when you grab a 20 that youre expecting to be dry, only for it to be moist. *shudders*
Y me avisas cuando te inventas un pago mejor….. =o)
wow this is one of the prosties homie next door be bangin overnights. i just found this out yesterday, the mufucka be bangin some of these same West Flagler hoes on the couch at work, that i been sleepin on Sundays and Wednesday mornings in the daytime on FOR THE PAST YEAR!!! now i think i kno how i got pinkeye 2 weeks ago. Fuckin West Flagler toto quemado. smh smh!