Is it REALLY that important?
*Sigh*
Never thought I would see this day come. Not in a million years. I never thought that one would have to resort to posting such a crude sign on the bathroom door JUST so I wouldn’t be disturbed when I’m “chunking a duece”…..”sending a fax”…….”sitting on the throne”…..”hablando con Mistoyca (Mistoycagando, that is)”.
But thats what its come to.
It’s bad enough that I havent been able to eat a hot meal in about seven years because I’m too busy taking care of customers. Baby Jesus forbid I *attempt* to try and have a conversation over the phone while I’m at work without any interruptions…….
But I’m cool with that. I understand that my profession requires certain sacrifices from me. And I’m more than willing to concede certain luxuries such as eating a hot meal. But my bathroom time!?!??!
NO.
HELL NO.
I don’t know about ya’ll….but my toilet time is sacred. Dropping the “kids” off at the pool is one of the few times I have to just relax. Unwind. Think about things. Rehearse my good guy routine for my customers. Plan out the rest of my day. Think about what I’m gonna have for dinner, or even read a good comic book. But when I have these wild ass, no manner having customers screaming my name at the top of their lungs…..KNOCKING (yes knocking) on the bathroom door WHILE I’m trying to wipe my ass?!?!
And for what?
To ask if you can get a beer and some cigarettes on credit? To see if I can please ring you up at the other register because your in a rush?!?!
Really?
You KNOW DAMN WELL I am NOT gonna give you any credit. Especially if I gotta get up off the toilet just so you can ask me. And I have no problem ringing you up if your in a rush…but honestly, I am NOT getting up off the toilet with a shitty ass to ring you up. I’d rather you NOT buy anything and just go to the bodega down the street.
I even had a dude that had the audacity to knock on the door and tell ME to hurry up because he had to take a piss. And don’t even get me started about the time I had a guy screaming my name at the top of his lungs and knock on the door just because he wanted to say “hi”.
*double SIGH*
I wonder if this happens in grocery stores that are in good neighborhoods. Of course it doesn’t……
Only in my bodega……
Lmaooooo Ima get me one of them signs lol
Where can get one of those nifty signs?
Got them on sale here for 1.99….plus tax, of course
How about actually closing the store’s door and putting that lil note up w/ bright red ink “BE RIGHT BACK”. So then you can take your time and not worry who on someone disturbing you and your session?? If you aint down with that train to go as you wake and as you get ready to get ur zzzzzz ; however I dont recommend that as in your later years can have digestive issues. **SIGH**
xoxo
How about actually closing/locking the store’s door and putting that note on a bigger paper and w/ bright red ink write “BE RIGHT BACK ME ESTOY CAGANDO”. So then you can take your time and not worry about someone disturbing you and your session because they trying to pee or buy something?? If you aint down with that train yourself to go as you wake and as you get ready to get ur zzzzzz ; however I dont recommend that as in your later years can have digestive issues. **SIGH**
xoxo
Closing the whole store down just so I can poop isnt really a good move. And I have abnormal bowel movements….always have. I go about 3 times a day. lol.
As Evel said on Friday “Smokies taking a shit”! Lol, maybe u shld get u one of those dudes to help u out!